Flithy Roomates or How I Have to Hide in My Room From Mold and Ants

Today marks the two week date since my roommates used every single one of my glasses and just left them in the kitchen. This has been going on since our lease started last August. For all of you playing at home, let me give you the cleaning scorecard.

Number of times activity has been done by my roommates:
Dishes: three times (maybe four if you consider when my roomie's gf did them)
Cleaned bathroom: Zero
Cleaned kitchen: Once
Leave food and empties everywhere in the house: Daily

So, what do you do when your roommates act like three year olds and not clean? I have been leaving notes like, "This garbage has been in the living room for two weeks now. This is really, really gross. Please take it out to the dumpster." The next day I found the bags of garbage behind the couch. Passive aggressive notes do not seem to be doing the trick. I stepped up the passive aggression by washing all my dishes and storing them in my room. Including; bowls, silverware, glasses, mugs and shot glasses.

We will see if they finally get the point.

On a related side-note. My roommates girlfriend is incredibly loud and annoying. They stay awake being loud till about 2:00-4:00am on a nightly basis. She is so loud that I have to wear earplugs when going to sleep (and i still can hear her).

Soon I plan on building a robot that will release silly knockout gas if the decibel levels reach a certain point after 1:00am.

[/robot versus zombie]